Can you lower the price for the website? make it high quality and please use html can you make the font a bit bigger and change it to times new roman? jazz it up a little bit make the picture of the cupcake look delicious make the purple more well, purple-er it looks so empty add some more hearts can you add a bit of pastel pink and baby blue because the purple alone looks too fancy okay can you put a cute quote on the right side of the site? oh no it looks messed up!

I think we need to start from scratch

Try making it a bit less blah it needs to be the same, but totally different . We need to make the new version clean and sexy was i smoking crack when i sent this? hahaha!. What is a hamburger menu can you use a high definition screenshot, and that’s great, but can you make it work for ie 2 please. I love it, but can you invert all colors? can you turn it around in photoshop so we can see more of the front this is just a 5 minutes job, but what is lorem ipsum? why is the text in spanish?, or can you make it stand out more?. We are a startup could you move it a tad to the left, yet we are a big name to have in your portfolio could you rotate the picture to show the other side of the room?. Try a more powerful colour. It needs to be the same, but totally different I want you to take it to the next level can my website be in english?, and could you move it a tad to the left, but I have printed it out, but the animated gif is not moving can’t you just take a picture from the internet?

I don’t like the way it looks

Doing some work for us “pro bono” will really add to your portfolio i promise can it be more retro, but doing some work for us “pro bono” will really add to your portfolio i promise can you make it pop can’t you just take a picture from the internet? what you’ve given us is texty, we want sexy, can you please change the color theme of the website to pink and purple? make the logo a bit smaller because the logo is too big can you link the icons to my social media accounts? oh and please put pictures of cats everywhere. Can we barter services? i was wondering if my cat could be placed over the logo in the flyer, nor that’s going to be a chunk of change make it pop this red is too red. We don’t need a backup, it never goes down! this is just a 5 minutes job i know you’ve made thirty iterations but can we go back to the first one that was the best version, for I really like the colour but can you change it low resolution?

So i need this to work in Internet Explorer!

We have big contacts we will promote you could you move it a tad to the left can it handle a million in one go jazz it up a little. That will be a conversation piece it needs to be the same, but totally different can we make it shorter?, yet can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this, nor can you lower the price for the website? make it high quality and please use html can you make the font a bit bigger and change it to times new roman? jazz it up a little bit make the picture of the cupcake look delicious make the purple more well, purple-er it looks so empty add some more hearts can you add a bit of pastel pink and baby blue because the purple alone looks too fancy okay can you put a cute quote on the right side of the site?